I’ve been to the same salon twice since I’ve moved to town. The hairdressers always want to talk about my personal life…

THey ask questions like

- Are you married?
- Do you have kids?
- Where do you live? (not an exact address but if I live in an apartment complex, which one etc etc.)

The first time the hairdresser asked me about my marital status, and I replied that yes I am married…

She said: “How is that working out for you?”

!?!?!?!

Second time, the next hairdresser and I were discussing how I am in graduate school and she says

“At least you got your marriage out of the way”

Right, marriage is that thing I was glad that I got out of the way!

This is my mother working on my wedding dress. That thing I wore that day that I got marriage out of the way!