I haven’t done this in a long time but tonight I settled in to watch an episode of the Real World. It was hilarious mostly because one cast member stole another’s underwear. She got real pissed off and called her parents.

The conversation went something like this:

Girl: You know that underwear I bought with my Victoria’s Secret’s gift card. Someone stole my underwear.

Her mom: Maybe it’s a joke.

Girl: I shouldn’t live with a thief.

Her dad: The bible says to love those who do you wrong…

Insert more random dialog

Her dad: *mumble* the bible *mumble*

Huh what? What does the bible have to do with stolen underwear.

Therein lies the reason I don’t watch the Real World.